The 35 most glorious fashion statements in the history of Olympic figure skating
Figure skating is about training, athleticism, technique, and execution.
It's also about clothes.
Most athletes at the Winter Olympics in Sochi will compete in lightweight, stretchy, synthetic jumpsuits. (At least one will look like a mariachi singer.)
Not the figure skaters. If history is any guide, they will compete in costumes that range from the classic to the completely insane, with all the in-between categories accounted for: the skimpy, the patterned, the trashy, the themed, and, as always, the Western.
Let's look back over the last 25 years of Olympic figure skating and revel in the joy, the wonder, and the confusion that the sport's fashion has brought us.
Calgary, 1988
1) Brian Orser (Canada), Brian Boitano (US), Viktor Petrenko (Ukraine) [left to right]
Everything here is exceptional. The soft, fluffy, '80s hair. Boitano looking like a Union officer. Petrenko as the Mulleted Magenta Mariachi.
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2) Sergei Grinkov and Yekaterina Gordeeya, Soviet Union
Solid-color matching. Ruffles. Such flowers.
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3) Katarina Witt, East Germany
The definition of FIERCE. All red everything. Red dress, red arms, red nails, red lips, red eyes, red hair, red roses.
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Lillehammer, 1994
4) Brian Boitano, US
BB's back with the classy pirate look and a belt buckle the size of his face.
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5) Elvis Stojko, Canada
Tough.
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6) Jerod Swallow and Elizabeth Punsalan, US
Extreme nighttime visiblity. Very safe.
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7) Jayne Torvill and Christopher Dean, Great Britain
Classy. Like royal wedding classy.
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8) Nathalie Krieg, Switzerland
Not classy, but fun in a "Sixteen Candles" kind of way.
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9) Tonya Harding and Nancy Kerrigan, US
All you need to see to understand the history of these two.
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Nagano, 1998
10) Philippe Candeloro, France
Method-acting levels of commitment to this costume.
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11) Ilia Kulik, Russia
Pioneer of prints.
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12) Marina Anissina and Gwendal Peizerat, France
A catsuit ahead of its time. Black, gold, and a splash of ginger.
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Salt Lake City, 2002
13) Jamie Sale and Davie Pelletie, Canada
These two aren't actually at the Olympics. They are at a corporate retreat participating in a team-building exercise. #businesscasual
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14) Qing Pang and Jian Tong, China
These are actually children's Halloween costumes purchased at Walgreen's.
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15) Evgeni Plushenko, Russia
Because Michael Jackson.
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16) Tatiana Navka and Roman Kostomarov, Russia
Presented without comment.
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17) Marina Anissina and Gwendal Peizerat, France
This is how you'll dress in the future.
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18) Tatiana Totmianina and Maxim Marinin, Russia
This is how you're dressed right now.
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Turin, 2006
19) Eva-Maria Fitze and Rico Rex, Germany
Edgy?
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20) Brian Joubert, France
James Bond, from France.
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21) Stephane Lambiel, Switzerland
Powerclashing.
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22) Tatiana Navka and Roman Kostomarov, Russia
White tie plus giant, bedazzled crucifix.
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23) Tatiana Navka and Roman Kostomarov, Russia
The main event is white tie, but the afterparty is jungle-themed and really, really sketchy.
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24. Elena Grushina and Ruslan Goncharov, Ukraine
Lots of flesh here.
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25) Irini Slutskaya, Russia
Irini made a splash when she went for pants instead of a skirt. It worked.
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26) Idoa Hegel, Croatia
Idoa did, too… swagger-jacking.
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27) Sinead Kerr and John Kerr, Great Britain
The dress code for this event was confusing. Or was there a luggage issue?
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28) Sinead Kerr and John Kerr, Great Britain
Okay, not a luggage issue, because their Western (Texan?) outfits arrived safely.
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Vancouver, 2010
29) Johnny Weir, US
Johnny Weir completely changed the fashion game when he stepped on the scene. Haters are his motivators, and he will rock what he wants to rock.
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30) Tomas Verner, Czech Republic
Mime jeans.
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31) Samuel Contesti, Italy
Again, he had the opportunity to compete in a lightweight, stretchy, synthetic jumpsuit.
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32) Kevin van der Perren, Belgium
Like this lightweight, stretchy, synthetic jumpsuit that is also SKELETON PAJAMAS.
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33) Oksana Domnina and Maxim Shabalin, Russia
Very unclear what this is, but seems vaguely racist.
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34) Tanith Belbin and Benjain Agosto, US
Unclear, also maybe racist.
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35) Nathalie Pechalat and Fabian Bourzat, France
When in doubt, go Western. Although her costume is confusing and might be racist.
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