Have you ever lied in bed at night wondering, "What if the 19-year-old daughter of Cambodian immigrants, raised in a rough neighbodhood in Canada, dyed her hair blonde, got braces and started rapping?"

Well, that happened. Her name is Honey Cocaine.

Real name: Sochitta Sal.

Nickname: The Gangsta Hello Kitty.

Her curse-laden raps touch on subjects such as being cooler than you, her poor upbringing and ditching boys to study.

What do mom and dad think?

Says Honey Cocaine on Twitter: "My parents are tied as my #1 fans, xo."