26 things found in Yanukovych’s compound that made him look even worse

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Ukraine. Remember when it all began?

A year ago, after months of anti-government protests, President Viktor Yanukovych fled his Kyiv residence and was finally impeached. Since then, a ceasefire has managed to tamp down combat along some parts of the frontline, though both sides accuse the other of regular breaches.

Something else worth remembering: what Yanukovych left behind.

Protesters had their run of the presidential compound after Yanukovych fled, and here is a list of what they found:

Yanukovych. Keepin' it classy with curative beehives and decorative wood.

1) It doesn't not look like Monaco

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2) You know what they say about a guy with a golf course

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3) He probably has a vintage car collection

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4) And a huge friggin' boat

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5) That has lots of little baby boats

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6) And still room for other fancy stuff in the garage

7) Fake ruins really tie a place together

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8) But not like a personal boxing ring does

9) Or your very own church

10) And a very personal bar selection

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11) Yanukovych maintained connection to the people through karaoke

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12) But there are lots of other channels if you're not into that

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13) Mac user!

14) Did you know he had a private zoo?

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15) Hey, there are gnus at this zoo!

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16) Ostriches too!

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17) The pigs, for one, miss Yanukovych

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18) Curative beehives?

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19) Gilded bathroom

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20) The sauna didn't always come with cameramen

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21) Not just bath attendants, but hats for the bath attendants to wear

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22) Lest you think it's all frivolity, there are mountains of files on opposition journos

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23) And a receipt for a handover of $12 million. In cash!

24) Also records of $3.8 million worth of wood decorations

25) Here is what some of the wooden decorations look like

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26) Let them eat golden bread!

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