AC Milan midfielder allegedly sidelined by too much sex

Without Silvio Berlusconi’s belle du jour “Ruby the Heart Stealer” dominating the front pages of local newspapers, it was about time Milan found itself a new resident nymphet.

This week, the honors would have to go to the girlfriend of Kevin-Prince Boateng, AC Milan soccer star, who suffered an injury to his left thigh and had to be sidelined for at least a month.

His girlfriend, model Melissa Satta, however, had turned him into an instant demigod by reportedly calling the accident a sex injury.

"The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week,” she told Italian Vanity Fair.

"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control," she told Vanity Fair.

Move over, Ruby.

Here comes Melissa the Thigh Wrecker.

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