Without Silvio Berlusconi’s belle du jour “Ruby the Heart Stealer” dominating the front pages of local newspapers, it was about time Milan found itself a new resident nymphet.
This week, the honors would have to go to the girlfriend of Kevin-Prince Boateng, AC Milan soccer star, who suffered an injury to his left thigh and had to be sidelined for at least a month.
His girlfriend, model Melissa Satta, however, had turned him into an instant demigod by reportedly calling the accident a sex injury.
"The reason why he is always injured is because we have sex 7-10 times a week,” she told Italian Vanity Fair.
"I hate foreplay, I want to get straight to the point. My favourite position is on top so I can take control," she told Vanity Fair.
Move over, Ruby.
Here comes Melissa the Thigh Wrecker.
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