Spurned dentist removes all ex’s teeth

In a gross violation of the Hippocratic Oath, a Polish dentist took the trust of her ex-boyfriend into her own hands – and then she took his teeth.

The Daily Mail reported that Dr. Anna Mackowiak just couldn't overcome her anger when she saw her ex, Marek Olszewski, sedated on her dentist's chair. Olszewski had dumped Mackowiak for another woman just "days" before he faced her again, this time lying down in her dentist's chair.

Olszewski must have trusted Mackowiak, because after she gave him a heavy dose of anesthetic she got to work methodically pulling out each and every one of his teeth.

NDTV wrote that Mackowiak then wrapped his mouth shut with gauze and bandages to better hide her crime. "I tried to be professional and detach myself from my emotions. But when I saw him lying there I just thought, 'What a b*****d,'" she said.

The doctor told her patient that there had been complications and that he would need to see a professional. The bandages, she said, were to protect him.

"I didn’t have any reason to doubt her, I mean I thought she was a professional," said Olszewski, according to the Daily Telegraph. 

"But when I got home I looked in the mirror and couldn’t f****** believe it. The b**** had emptied my mouth," he said.

Mackowiak will likely face criminal charges and could spend up to three years in prison.

The kicker? The woman Olszewski dumped Mackowski for turned around and dumped him. Toothlessness is apparently an effective deal-breaker.