Miley Cyrus’ house attacked by crazy scissors man

A scissors-wielding man tried to break into Miley Cyrus' Los Angeles home early this morning but was arrested before he could get in, the Associated Press said, citing local police officials. 

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The man claimed to be a friend of the popular singer-actress, said AP. Why the scissors? As of yet, unclear. Anyway, she wasn't even home at the time. You'd think a "friend" would know another "friend"'s whereabouts, wouldn't you? 

Even (or especially) if it was 4 a.m., which is when the trespassing incident took place, according to E! Online, going on to explain that the man thought himself not just a friend of the former Hana Montana star — but indeed her husband.

What the what? "He thinks they were married," Lieutenant Brian Wendling of the Los Angeles Police Department said. "And I would say delusional is a good characterization of him."

So it would seem. "According to a local news channel the 40-year-old had been sitting in the garden lighting candles and ignoring requests to leave," said The Daily Mail. 

Charges have not been filed yet, said AP.