Drugs arrest for man named Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop

A man who had changed his name to Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was arrested in Madison, Wisconsin on Thursday afternoon. What had he been smoking? Weed, as it happens. Mr Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was found in possession of marijuana, as well as a concealed weapon. He was also in violation of probation.

Zopittybop-Bop-Bop was born Jeffrey Drew Wilschke but changed his name last October, according to the Capital Times.

The paper reported that police picked him up in a park after local residents complained about excessive drinking and drug use in the area. "Officers contacted a subject they had previous dealings with, identified as Beezow Doo-Doo Zopittybop-Bop-Bop," said police spokesman Howard Payne.

The Huffington Post did some more digging and unearthed Zopittybop-Bop-Bop’s Facebook account.

When he’s not hanging around in the park violating his probation, he enjoys "eating," "standing," walking," "thinking," and "diamond," the Huffington Post reported.

He's also a fan of Johnny Cash, Stereolab, and a member of the Orthodox Church Of Jerry Garcia Fans, which fits the profile. And he’s currently single… so if there are any ladies out there who fancy being Mrs. Zopittybop-Bop-Bop, hit him with a friend request. 

Any man who voluntarily takes the middle name “Doo-doo” is OK by us. But the Daily Mail cast a customarily sinister side to the story, reporting that on the way to the prison, Zopittybop-Bop-Bop allegedly told police that he would eventually “get even with them.”