Who Won and Who Won Us Over at the Golden Globes

As Tina and Amy reminded us on the red carpet, they were hosting the Golden Globe Awardsfor the third and final time last night. They closed out the ultimatechapter of their charming trilogy in sassy style, teasing George Clooney, Matthew McConaughey, and making a series of Bill Cosby jokesthat had half the audience members belly laughing and the other half totally shocked. One shotsummed up the nation’s reaction perfectly:

After trading impressions of Cosby saying, “I put the pills in the people!”the hosts mostly disappeared, leaving us to wonder who would host next year.Between constantly changing his blazers and photo-bombing, Benedict Cumberbatchmade a pretty good case:

Kristen Wiig and Bill Hader came out and offered imaginary quotes from real movies. Some of the jokes fell flat, only encouraging them to try more. “What about in The Terminatorwhen Arnold’s driving down the street and he pulls up next to that guy guy and says, ‘Excuse me, which way is the Beverly Center?'” Hader asked, before Wiig willfully butchered a Robert DeNiro impression, winning us over forever again.

Frances McDormand looked generally displeasedthe entire night, to the pleasure of a few:

And, to everyone’s delight, Lily Tomlin and Jane Fonda pretty much stole the showin the third act while presenting the award for Best Actor in a TelevisionSeries – Comedy or Musical.

After slyly promoting their upcoming Netflix series and cracking some jokes about being really high thirty years ago, the duo took some time to make fun of men.”You know, it’s nice that men, at last, are getting the recognition they deserve for being good at comedy,” Fonda ovserved.”I know, I know. Finally, we can put at rest that negative stereotype that men just aren’t funny,” Tomlin responded.

If none of those work out, everyone seemed really thrilled to see Prince, who didn’t do much more than show up dressed as Prince:

We’ll have to wait until next year to find out who will replace one of the best hosting duos in memory. Until then, here are the winners:

BEST MOTION PICTURE — DRAMA

Boyhood
IFC Productions and Detour Filmproduction; IFC Films

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE — DRAMA

Eddie Redmayne
The Theory Of Everything

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE — DRAMA

Julianne Moore
Still Alice

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

J.K. Simmons
Whiplash

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A MOTION PICTURE

Patricia Arquette
Boyhood

BEST DIRECTOR — MOTION PICTURE

Richard Linklater
Boyhood

BEST MOTION PICTURE — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

The Grand Budapest Hotel
American Empirical Picture; Fox Searchlight Pictures

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Michael Keaton
Birdman

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Amy Adams
Big Eyes

BEST TELEVISION SERIES — DRAMA

The Affair
Showtime
Showtime Presents, Sheleg, Higlewater

BEST TELEVISION SERIES — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Transparent
Amazon
Amazon Studios Instant Video

BEST MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION
Fargo
FX
FX Productions & MGM Television

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Maggie Gyllenhaal
The Honorable Woman

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES — DRAMA

Kevin Spacey
House Of Cards

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A TELEVISION SERIES — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Jeffrey Tambor
Transparent

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES — DRAMA

Ruth Wilson
The Affair

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN A SERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Matt Bomer
The Normal Heart

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A SUPPORTING ROLE IN ASERIES, MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Joanne Froggatt
Downton Abbey

BEST MINISERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Fargo
FX, FX Productions & MGM Television

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTOR IN A MINI-SERIES OR MOTION PICTURE MADE FOR TELEVISION

Billy Bob Thornton
Fargo

BEST PERFORMANCE BY AN ACTRESS IN A TELEVISION SERIES — COMEDY OR MUSICAL

Gina Rodriguez
Jane The Virgin

BEST ORIGINAL SCORE — MOTION PICTURE

Johann Johannsson
The Theory Of Everything

BEST ORIGINAL SONG — MOTION PICTURE

“Glory”
Selma

BEST ANIMATED FEATURE FILM

How To Train Your Dragon 2
DreamWorks Animation LLC; Twentieth Century Fox

BEST SCREENPLAY — MOTION PICTURE

Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu, Nicolas Giacobone, Alexander Dinelaris, Armando Bo
Birdman

BEST FOREIGN LANGUAGE FILM

Leviathan(Russia)
() Non-Stop Production, Ministry of Culture of the Russian Federation of the Cinema Funds, RuArts Foundation; Sony Pictures Classics