Ever since I watched Signs in 6th grade and didn't sleep for three days, I've sworn off scary movies. Although I'm not haunted by this decision (see what I did there?) I feel a twinge of regret every October. Is there a way that I, too, can celebrate America's favorite pagan holiday?
Well, fellow sensies, fear no more. Ever since "Thriller," music videos have essentially swallowed the horror movie genre --- and produced some of its best examples. Below, I've cataloged tenbite-sized thrills for your delicatepalate.
10.Bat for Lashes -- What's a Girl to Do
Bat for Lashes shows that nothing ismore mournfully creepy than animal masks, glitter sweatshirts, and synchronized biking.
9. Boards of Canada -- Everything You Do is a Balloon
Fun fact: all of this footage was "repurposed" from a 1963 PSA on bike safety.
8. Die Antwoord -- I Fink U Freeky
I'll be honest with you: this is one of the less weird Die Antwoord videos.
7. Tyler the Creator -- Yonkers
An exquisitely disturbing video from Odd Future's head honcho.
6. Stromae -- Quand C'est
So creepy. So French.
5. Yogi and Skrillex -- Burial
Masks continue to prove unsettling. Also, Denis Rodman eating ice cream!
4. De Staat -- Witch Doctor
A simple premise: Dutch hipster commands a horde of CGI musclemen.
3. Cranberries -- Salvation
Does anyone actually enjoy clowns? This is a real question.
2. Rockwell -- Somebody's Watching Me
The '80s at theirbest.
1. Snoop -- Hey Sookie
It's scary. Scary good.